Sunday, July 31, 2005

Funny Things

Here are a few random funny things that have come up recently:
  • One of the guys who was supposed to show me an apartment was named Seymour Huang (say it out loud). No joke.
  • Joel recently did one of his radio shows about the Dears, and his commentary included not one but two stories about me. The second one, however, about how Joel and I tried to go to an Arcade Fire show together, was almost a complete fabrication.
  • As the baby boomers reach retirement age, a large portion of the population is in physical decline. Fortunately, some Japanese researchers have found a solution: give old people robotic mech suits that give them enhanced strength. How long until this gets adapted by a super-villain?
  • Sony BMG Music just got fined $10 million US for payola. What, is it the 1950's? I knew radio stations couldn't have been playing all those Britney Spears "tunes" of their own free will.
Music: Bob Dylan - MTV Unplugged

Birthday Shoutouts: Ian Cameron, Chris Collins, and my sister Caroline - all a few days but worthy of a mention anyway.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The Full Mont(real)y

It was a hard decision, and you guys certainly didn't help by splitting the vote exactly in half. I ultimately decided on apartment #1, just because the girl from #2 wanted to wait until the end of the week to decide (she had originally given me the impression that it was mine for the taking, but changed her tune when I phoned her on Tuesday), while I had told the guy from #1 I'd have an answer by Wednesday. So I am now the proud subleaser of a cute little apartment in the Plateau Mont-Royal.

Other interesting things from my trip to Montreal:
  • House hunting involves a lot of walking, especially if you have nothing better to do and are too lazy to take the metro. I think I clocked about 35 km on Monday and I was really stiff for two days afterwards.
  • Apparently the temperature in Kingston hit 37̊̊°C (99°F) on Monday, and it felt that hot in Montreal too. It cooled off dramatically in the evening, but until then I was pretty miserable.
  • One of the places I looked at was one block from the corner of St. Laurent and Sherbrooke. Perfect location, non? Think again; it was the sketchiest neighbourhood I've ever been in.
  • There are only 5 pay phones in all of Montreal, and one of them is broken. I guess this is why everyone owns a mobile.
  • There's a 24-hour falafel place on St. Laurent. I guess it's to service the stoner-vegetarian-hippy-with-the-4-AM-munchies demographic.
  • For some reason, Montreal has more currency exchanges per square kilometre than an airport terminal. There's practically one on every corner! I think Montrealers must all speculate on foreign currency markets over their lunch breaks as a hobby.
Between the heat and the long bus ride and the fact that I arrived in the city at 2:30 and didn't get to see any apartments until 6:30, I started the day off in a very bad mood, thinking Oh God, what have I got myself into? I can't live in this city! But once it cooled off and I started exploring some of the neighbourhoods outside of downtown, my mood gradually reversed, and I came to realize what a beautiful and interesting city it is. Now I can't wait to move!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Montréal Apartments

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So yesterday I went to Montréal to look for a place to live. It was an interesting day, but I'll post the whole story later. Right now, I need some advice. I've narrowed it down to two places, and I'm having a hard time deciding. Please share your thoughts. Here's a brief summary:

Apartment #1Apartment #2
LocationWestern Plateau, at the foot of Mont Royal (See map)Downtown (See map)
Distance to Work20 minute walk, 10 minutes by bus10 minute walk
NeighbourhoodVery cute mixed-use neighbourhood. Right across the street from a large park. St. Laurent nearby is a pleasant, bustling main street.Typical big city downtown, shops and restaurants. Quite clean.
BuildingExternal stairs to 2nd floor entrance shared with one other apartment3rd floor walk-up in a small building with 15 apartments
Night Life3 blocks from St. Laurent1 block from Crescent Street; 3 blocks from the Peel Pub
RoommatesA laid-back Ph.D. student from Université de Montréal, doesn't speak English fluentlyA cool-seeming 5th year girl at McGill; two other rooms still to be filled; one very cute, friendly dog
Transportation10 minute walk to metro, but good bus coverageVery close to metro

Groceries
One block awayAbout 5 blocks away, but they have free delivery
LaundryIn apartmentI still have to ask about that In building
BedroomsAbout 10' x 12' – not too small but not largeAbout 14' x 14' – quite large
Other roomsNice kitchen and living roomStrange hybrid kitchen/living room. Good kitchen facility but not much good as a living room.

Both have similar rents (don't ask, Toronto people--it will only make you jealous). Any thoughts?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Wizards, Whales, and Intelligent Urban Design

I had a really weird dream last night that involved me employing a team of wizards to help me kill a necromancer who somehow derived his powers from a blue whale. There was one other cool thing about the dream, which I didn't really think about until afterwards...

The dream was set in a part of Kingston which I'd never been to before (almost certainly because it doesn't exist in the waking world). It was in the west end, the "Township" to those of us who have lived here for a while. The Township is, generally speaking, a sprawling suburban nightmare of swimming pools and over-priced cookie-cutter residential subdivisions, interspersed with obese, pedestrian-unfriendly roads and strip malls (to be fair, the area where I currently reside is on the outer edge of the city proper, and isn't a whole lot better). The area in which the dream was based, however, was much more of a community--a compact, mixed use neighbourhood, based around a central public square with shops, surrounded by houses, parks, and other small businesses. Roads were present, but their importance was minimized. (It reminded me a bit of Portsmouth Village, one of my favorite parts of Kingston, but without perpetually-busy King Street dividing it in half.)

After I woke up, I couldn't help thinking that it would be great if the entire city was designed according to this principle: small mixed-use communities designed to serve human needs, connected by an efficient network of public transit. Sure, it's easy to complain about how public transportation in Kingston sucks, but the city (like so many other cities in North America) is designed in such a way that it's virtually impossible to have an efficient, effective transit system, and you pretty much have to have a car to get around. It's terrible for the environment and it's terrible for the human condition.

I wish cities could be more like this.

Linkage:
  • I found this petition to vote Tom Cruise out of the U.S. Heh. Crazy Scientologist...
  • The U.S. is seriously considering extending Daylight Saving Time to save energy. I think this is a great idea, especially if it gets adopted in Canada; why do we need light in the morning? More important for it not to be dark at 4 PM in the winter in Montréal.

Music:

A.C. Newman - The Slow Wonder

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Summer going places

This weekend I'm going up to Joel's cottage in the Muskokas Kawarthas. As cool as that is, the thing I really want to be going to this summer is this.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Happy Canada Day

Like many Canadians, I'm an immigrant--though I've lived here almost my whole life. My family moved to this country from England in 1983, bringing with us a liberal yet still decidedly English set of beliefs and traditions. Even though I've never played hockey, my family will never summer at a cottage, and I'll never understand the appeal of prairie oysters, I nonetheless consider myself a Canadian and nothing else.

Well, no, I'm a British Canadian. That's one of the great things about Canada: you can be a Chinese Canadian, an Arab Canadian, or an African Canadian (A French Canadian is something different; what do you call a Canadian from France, anyway?). Canada is one of the few nations in the world where diversity is truly encouraged, where you can be a Canadian and another nationality at the same time with no conflict. Some people misunderstand this concept, I believe; they think there are two alternatives: American style assimilation, and ethnic ghettoization. Many Canadians think we have the latter, though they probably wouldn't use the term ghettoization. What I mean by it is the existence of culturally distinct groups living side-by-side but largely separate. While this certainly does exist in Canada (ever go to Markham? A good-sized chunk of Hong Kong has moved there over the last two decades), this is not how I see multiculturalism in Canada in general. Multiculturalism should be (and largely is) about the mixing of cultures, the sharing of ideas to create something greater than the sum of its parts. Canada exists as a rich and colourful mosaic, and the Canadian national identity is a vast superposition of its varied components.

Canada is not a perfect place: like almost anywhere else, the government is corrupt, democracy fails to adequately reflect the views of the people, the rich take too much and produce too little, the poor go hungry, the streets are dirty, the environment gets polluted, car culture destroys our living space, many people are intolerant, conservative, and closed-minded, and and most of all, the weather really sucks. Nonetheless, our country offers much: we are a tolerant, friendly, progressive, concerned country. As much as I oppose nationalism state power in general, the Canadian state is a lot better than most. Unlike our neighbours to the south, we make a genuine attempt at democracy, at serving the needs of people and the environment, at home and abroad. There are a lot of things I would change, but on the whole I have to say, I love this country, its land, its people, and what it represents.

So happy Canada Day, and to you Americans out there, happy 4th of July in a few days. Remember: appreciate your country for its greatness, but never forget its significant flaws, and try to fix them.

Music: The Tragically Hip's entire discography on shuffle. Hey, they're the ultimate Canadian band and I'm feeling patriotic, okay?
Name: Chris
Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada

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